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1. Submit GO BLAZERS! picture to The Oregonian.


2. Check email to confirm winning the Oregonian’s #ripcityfan contest: two tickets to Game 4.

3. Tape an autographed newspaper page of Clyde Drexler near the TV for the bleed-over effect.

4. Set Clyde’s Wheaties box on the mantle to capture the whole room with a Breakfast of Champions moment.

5. Make the Steve Blake bobble head give the nod when asked if our Portland Trail Blazers beat the San Antonio Spurs.

6. Drape a Blazer blanket over the couch for ambiance.

7. Help LA channel some Tim Duncan by yelling, “FUNDAMENTALS WORK.”

8. Help Lillard clamp down on Tony Parker by reminding him, “Parker’s from France. Make him surrender.”

9. Ask the other memorabilia for help. “Roger Stauback, you’ve been to the top in Texas. It doesn’t get any bigger. Tell the Blazers how to win. Tom Flores, you took the Raiders all the way. You and Roger both signed pictures to me, now it’s time to go to work. Help the Blazers or you’re going in the drawer.

10. Drop off a crate of live crabs for the Spurs locker room. Put them in the lockers after the uniforms are hung up, but before the players get there. It’s not a Texas rattlesnake or Gregg Popovich, but crabs still have a scare factor.




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