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MATCH MAKER: BEST EFFORT vs GOOD ENOUGH

Being a match maker in 2023 means finding new matches. If you’ve been trying to introduce people because ‘they’d be perfect together,’ it’s time to adjust expectations for the new year. 2022: Why aren’t you married? 2023: Marriage isn’t for everyone.

BLAZER SMILES AFTER STONE FACED WIN

Blazer smiles came out after a win over Toronto, a game played in Florida. Enes Kanter may have started early when he posted this on twitter with a caption of “Focus on the Jersey.” He’s got a great smile, but more on that later.

LILLARD TIME? CHECK THE CLOCK

Lillard time happens when you join Wilt Chamberlain as the only other NBA player to log three sixty point games in one season. It’s happened enough for Kobe Bryant competitiveness comparisons. And he’s the best thing to happen to the Portland Trail Blazers in every way. Is that saying too much? Not for Blazer fans.

PORTLAND NBA DREAMS IN DUST BIN AFTER WC FINALS

Who loses to the World Champions in sport? Everyone. The Portland Trail Blazers were taken out in four games. In three they had a good lead in the third quarter. Fan comment runs from quitting to choking, leaving out the part where the Warriors made them quit and choked them out. One fan keeps a […]

PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS IMPROVE MEMORY

Memory problems? Let the Portland Trail Blazers help. This Easter a sign kept popping up: “At my age I can hide my own eggs and half an hour later won’t know where they are.” Ha. Ha. Ha? What’s so funny? I forget. Except memory loss is no laughing matter. You want to remember important things, […]

Portland Trail Blazer Fantasy Coaching Combinations For Baby Boomers

What stood out most in last night’s Blazer vs Pistons NBA game? The late game heroics of Damian Lillard closing the door? The fierce pace of LaMarcus Aldridge? Robin Lopez warming up the Detroit mascot? The half-filled arena in a bankrupt American city? Or was it the familiar faces on the Detroit coaching staff?

The Blazer’s Bait

The NBA needs an update on the benefits of playing in Portland. Players have the wrong ideas about the Rose City. Instead of letting the fallacies surrounding the great northwest ride another season, let’s clear things up.

ALL-TIME BLAZERS

VERSUS THE FIELD OF ALL-TIME GREATS FROM HISTORIC TEAMS This is the part of the NBA season when casual fans ask themselves if it’s worth it. Your team sinks, the effort looks weak, and you start hearing about players’ vacation plans. Blazer fans open the paper to find J.J. Hickson trade talk. You feel cheated, deceived, […]