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DREAM CATCHER HOLDS TIGHT

Hang on to the good stuff as long as you can Picture your dream catcher self at a SoCal party with your wife’s high school friends. It’s all good in a Santa Monica apartment complex, except for the pet. Not a kitty, not a puppy, not a dream catcher, but a huge freaking snake.

WHEN A SOAKER HOSE IS NOT A SNAKE

Not one soaker hose, two. Two? Both chopped and buried. Right here? You know the metal thing you screw a hose to? Yeah, that thing. They’re in there somewhere. What if I found the soaker hose and hooked water up? Those hoses are thirty some feet long. All chopped by shovels or rotten. So don’t […]

COMFORT ZONE AND BIG SNAKES? GET. OUT.

      If you’ve ever seen a snake wrangler in their comfort zone, they probably don’t look like this. There I was in a lovely Santa Monica apartment with nice people in Los Angeles.   They seemed like nice people, then I saw the snake in a cage.   “Do you like snakes?” someone […]