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THE LONG MARRIED SECRET? WORDS

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Long married words to repeat. via pinterest.

Too often we take wedding anniversaries for granted? Who does that? Not those married to a skunk who buys extravagant gifts to cover their stink. That’s the yearly bonus they want for looking the other way.

 

Just make sure your present is better than the one they bought the other one. That’s spells love best.

 

Like a birthday later in life, the numbers don’t make sense for baby boomers. 50? 60? 70? No way?

 

Way.

 

Stick it out and you end up married half your life. It’ll happen, but you don’t want to alarm your partner. They probably think you’ve forgotten how important anniversaries are.

 

Surprise them with this one line. Maybe two.

 

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APPLIED GUN VIOLENCE EXPLAINED

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Baby boomers have a unique perspective when it comes to gun violence. Our fathers participated in the most extreme gun violence in world history. The books call it WWII and Korea; the dads went with bad intentions.

 

Their applied gun violence saved the world from a Nazi future. Along with the horrific acts of Imperial Japan, both nations took warfare back to the stone age.

 

Extreme gun violence put more bullets out than coming in. It created an environment for unconditional surrender. First in Europe, then Japan.

 

An additional penalty for late surrendering made Japan host the closest thing to getting bombed to the stone age. During the most destructive event in human history, good men with guns prevailed. I can’t say the same about gun violence today.

 

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DEMOCRAT PARTY OFFICIAL WEBSITE PHONE CALL

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image via uoregon.edu

 

I got the call last night from the Democrat Party, and like a story that goes public after signing non-disclosure statements, I felt a sense of freedom.

 

The phone call on my land line, yes I still have a land line, was a money call. One hundred dollars was the starting point.

 

$100 is a big ask over the phone, then it got better.

 

Would I give fifty one dollars, which represents the gains needed in the House of Representatives to switch from Republican to Democrat? How about forty six dollars to show I’m ready to move past forty five?

 

Finally, would I consider a donation of thirty five dollars? I kept waiting for the Bernie Sanders democrat threshold of twenty seven dollars, but we didn’t get there.

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