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THE MILLENNIAL FUTURE, FOR NOW

When They Complain About Boomers, It’s All About Mommy And Daddy? Maybe Not.

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It’s time to get used to the kids ranting about their parents. For now it’s Millennials vs Baby Boomers.

Your kids have you in their crosshairs.

From numbers alone, they win. Boomers come in at 79 million; Millennials tip the scales at 80 million, the biggest generation in the history of America.

Who saw this coming?

Are you ready for young punks dressed in their casual Friday gear, their off-duty blazers and jeans and Brooks Brother shirts?

David Burstein says ready or not, here we are. [Read More...]

HOW TO MOTIVATE MILLENNIALS?

Do Not Feed Them Birthday Cake.

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If you want them up and around, no cake.

They’re smart, in debt, and online. They know more than you.

Sure, boomers were the joy of their parent’s lives, at least the first four kids.

Now boomers share the joy. And it is a joy.

Our kids, the millennials, were planned and schemed. You get that with reproductive rights.

No surprises. Or maybe a few. [Read More...]

Celebrate

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AGING OR GETTING OLD, THE BOOMER CHOICE

Do You Know The Difference? Let’s Take A Shot. Aging makes things better. Aged cheese is better than Velveeta. Wine from a certain year is better than yesterday’s Night Train. Beer is better aged than green. Barrel aged whiskey is better than fresh squeezed white lightning. Aged beef? I’d like to hear more about it […]

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BABY BOOMER PETS TODAY

It Starts With Winning A Goldfish At The County Fair. The difference between pets and other animals is where they sleep. If it’s in the house, it’s a pet; if it’s in a barn, it’s not a pet? You can have a pet that sleeps in a barn the same way you can have a […]

Roads

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LA FREEWAY OR NYC SUBWAY: WHERE WILD THINGS ROAM

The BoomerPdx Transportation Award Goes To… Ask a New York City native how they get around without a car and they’ll say they know at least three ways to get where they need to go without hailing a cab. 1. Walk. 2. Bus. 3. Subway. When a New Yorker talks about the subway they make […]

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BRIGHT NEW BUILDINGS FOR MODERN BUSINESS

Portland’s South Water Front Isn’t The Only Place Looking Good. The big boys are building in spite of the economic news. Names tell the story. Names like Morgan Stanley. The growth in this Tempe, Arizona neighborhood looks like something out of a Chinese city of the future. Both use a Field of Dreams plan: Build […]

Toughen Up

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PORTLAND MOLE REMOVAL

You’ve heard about the importance of the right words at the right time? The following is a patient review that every professional dreams of. One day we should all be so lucky.

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BODY CLEANSING JUICE FAST, WHAT TO EXPECT

Keep this in mind: You won’t starve. It might sound like cutting weight for wrestling season, but a monitored juice fast at the Portland Wellness Center is different. Think of it as a time to relax. Less time shopping for food and cooking. Fewer dishes to wash. That stuff takes time. How much time is a surprise […]

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THE ELLMAN SURGITRON AND PORTLAND WELLNESS CENTER

What To Do If You Start Looking Like W.C. Fields? Like most baby boomers I see new things when I look in the mirror. Some things are better than others. One in particular was troublesome. What do you do when you see little veins creeping across your nose and onto your cheeks? I enjoy a good […]