Get to know English Majors before it’s too late.
1. They seem preoccupied all the time.
Like a guitar player listening to a new song and saying, “I wouldn’t do it like that,” English majors always have a re-write going on in their mind.
You never know if they’re ever listening to you.
What they’re doing is going over the last book they read and noting the mistakes, typos, plot holes.
And they read a lot of books, the sort of books written to remember. [Read More…]
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