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LAUGHING SPAM ENGLISH ON BOOMERPDX. 151K LAUGHS LATER?

 

laughing spam

Spam Musubi. You know you need it. Image via spam.com

 

Laughing spam won’t make you fat, throw up, or scream.

 

If laughing spam worked that way, I’d be fat, throwing up, and screaming every day.

And I’m not thin, non-urpy, or quiet. Most of the time.

Laughing spam is cute. That’s what I’ll call it, cute.

It’s so vulnerable with an undercurrent of deceit, like a femme fatale in a Hollywood noir murder mystery.

Do you feel like everything you read is a sales pitch? Me too.

Newspaper headlines scream one thing, but what are they really saying? “Buy a paper, this ain’t no library, no free read.” I heard that the other day.

Novelists have one common goal: buy their book and turn the page. Then buy another one when it comes out. And buy the books from the blurb writing authors on the back flap.

J.K. Rowling perfected Stephen King’s business plan. Google ‘most popular authors’ and they line up #1, and #2.

Spammers on boomerpdx? It seems such a stretch.

Laughing Spam on boomerpdx? May I have another?

First serving coming right up.

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Beer post spam from リモワ ポルシェ

I do not even know how I ended up here, but I assumed this submit was good.

I don’t recognize who you are however definitely you are going to a
famous blogger in the event you are not already. Cheers!

If that doesn’t give you a shot in the arm, some wind in your sails, nothing will. Laughing spam beer fans in China?

Any interpreters out there?

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Holiday post spam from Как достигать целей быстрее и легче

My brother recommended I may like this website. He was once totally right.
This post actually made my day. You cann’t imagine just how
so much time I had spent for this information!
Thank you!.

Making the day for two brothers, or saving the world a little at a time. Let’s hope these readers use the information well.

Laughing spam Christmas fans in the Middle East? Interpreters welcome.

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Population control spam from Professional Wrestler

I find your blog to be exceptionally helpful and would be happy to make a small donation to keep the site going!

Sorry, I didn’t hear that. Could you please speak louder?

I find your blog to be exceptionally helpful and would be happy to make a small donation to keep the site going!

Channeling my inner Lil Jon.

Yeah ya? Louder please? (Link provided by boomerpdx researcher AG.)

I FIND YOUR BLOG TO BE EXCEPTIONALLY HELPFUL AND WOULD BE HAPPY TO MAKE A SMALL DONATION TO KEEP THE SITE GOING.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

I find your blog to be exceptionally helpful and would be happy to make a small donation to keep the site going!

 

Okay.

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Dear Professional Wrestler,

May I call you PW? Thank you for your comment. And for your generous offer. Like most of my readers you understand the foundation boomerpdx is built on. Exceptionally helpful is just the start.

Be certain that boomerpdx is a site that employs state of the art framework and theme with Genesis and Studio Press on the WordPress platform. That stuff is not cheap.

Since you’ve probably subscribed to boomerpdx, you’ll find this post in you email queue. To reach out and make a donation, contact me through the email address on my About Page.

Again, my thanks for addressing the reality of blogging. Like the famous line from Shawshank Redemption, “You either get busy living, or get busy dying.”

With your donation, boomerpdx will have a fighting chance.

Best regards,

DG

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Just in time for Valentine’s Day.

 

LAUGHING SPAM

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