AMERICAN RESUME SHOULD INCLUDE WHAT?

An American resume is different for everybody.

People showed up early, some late, some are on the way.

All need to realize what they’re hearing when the chant of, “USA, USA, USA” starts.

Too many of the cheerleaders have a poor American resume, and it shows.

To start, if you were born here, your birth order matters.

It won’t matter as much as it does in England, but it still matters.

Everybody loves #1, the apple of their parents’ eye.

For true understanding of what birth order means, consider Prince William and Prince Harry.

William eventually becomes King, Harry comes to America.

Any questions?

In America, are the first born more likely to glom onto anything that would make them feel kingly?

“USA, USA, USA” means more to them because of their clouded perception of who they are.

Let’s examine what it takes to give a good, wholehearted, cheer.

U. S. A.

Did any of the crowd inside the Capitol on January 6, 2020 ever play PeeWee baseball?

If they did, then they learned the rules of the game.

You cannot run outside the base paths. If you do, you’re out.

If you hit the ball and run to first base, but the ball gets there first, you’re out.

Tagged by a player with the ball while running the bases? You’re out.

With that new information, no one gets to break the rules.

If they do, then it’s not baseball, it’s a game made up by the kid with the bat and ball who threatens to take them home if you don’t play by the rules they want to play by.

Sound familiar? I don’t think Mr. Trump played PeeWee baseball the right way, if he played at all.

But I’d bet he had a ball and bat.

Boy Scouts On The American Resume

One Boy Scout Troop had a Scout Leader, and adult, who sold all of the scouts’ gear the troop had accumulated before he left town.

Instead of letting the kids down, a man with kids in scouting offered to take over.

This was no traditional do-gooder. Instead, he was a crusty character who showed the boys how men behaved.

You need to have been a scout in his troop to understand the true meaning of America.

While teaching scouts to cook for a merit badge on a campout:

“Get up in the morning and wash your hands. I don’t want any scout pecker on my bacon and eggs.”

That’s a lifelong lesson.

How to keep scouts warm on Winter Camp:

“Fart enough inside the tent to warm the air.”

No one complained about the cold after that nugget of wisdom.

The Boy Scouts I’m referencing are not Mormon Boy Scouts.

The Mormon Church had a well-known, long-time relationship with the Boy Scouts. Many Mormon families believed that the Boy Scouts were affiliated with the Mormon Church, and that Mormon boys were duty-bound to join Boy Scout troops sponsored by the LDS Church in Arizona, California and throughout the United States.

Was Mr. Trump a Boy Scout? His followers?

If they were, they weren’t the same as the scouts who joined with their friends.

Scouting is a stepping stone, not a case of being influenced by outside pressure.

Dating Resume For A Better America

This is a key part of the American resume.

People go on dates to have fun learning about other people.

Some are the wrong people, some the right.

If you’ve been on more than one date, you know this.

If not, you’re about to learn.

No male American goes on a date with a girl, or woman, or female, pick one, to complain about not having sex.

The involuntary celibates, the incels, believe otherwise.

To them it’s the lady’s fault they don’t find them irresistibly attractive and willing to get down on command.

Men who do this on dates have not played PeeWee baseball, or been in Boy Scouts.

Our incel dudes think a foul ball means they get to third base in the driveway.

Luckily for them women have not been completely beat down and demoralized by short-sighted old people who believe they need a role in women’s reproductive health.

They don’t. And the women know they don’t, which makes it harder for junior to make his case.

What else? Women, most women, but mostly all women I’ve known, don’t want a brainwashed simpleton making up things with his lame friends and expecting women, or girls, or females, to comply.

And they wonder why they can’t get a date after the first date.

Your American Resume

Find a sport to play. You don’t have to be any good.

Learn a game and go at it with enthusiasm.

I recommend wrestling.

It’s the only close-up sport that seems a little icky until you get slammed.

After that all the icky, sweaty, hot breath in your face icky, goes away.

All you want to do it learn how to do what just happened to you, and you will.

But first you’ll get slammed around. And like it.

It’s cool to know how much adversity you can take without quitting.

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Find an organization you like and join in.

It could be a team activity, or Scouts, or an art group that paints together.

The idea is learning how to cope with different people, how to help them learn about you while you learn about them.

You won’t always like what you learn.

I’m not happy learning about Mormon scouting, but I like the idea of goal related groups working together.

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Try and be someone to somebody. Be accountable to them, be dependable.

Then, when they dump you for some other guy who fits them better, you’ll know you tried.

Yes, it will hurt. You give your best only to find out they were biding their time until the person they wanted finally asked them out.

“I like Billy, but you’ll do until he notices me.”

Notice that the two of you are not on the same page, and decide: Do you stay, or do you go?

You may not know it, but these are exercises on how to show love and caring.

The kicker is you may learn how to love, but you’ve got a ways to go learning how to be loved.

This is what you learn if you move across the country for a girl who can’t believe anyone would ever feel that good about her to move.

So, move along and look for someone who knows how to show love, and how to be loved.

It ain’t that complicated, so why make it complicated?

With love, BoomerPdx.